I had a job interview this morning and I want this one!
First of all, I didn't even get the appointment until yesterday afternoon. I'm like: crap! But I don't want to complain about short notice, so I got up this morning, got a shower, did my makeup and hair and started getting dressed. Just as I'm looking for the shirt I want, a breaker flips downstairs. Half of the house is out of power and I don't feel like going down in the basement in the dark in high heels to switch it. I grab my phone, realize the battery is almost dead and start looking for the charger. I can't find the charger anywhere. I'm going to need the GPS so I'm getting desperate. Then I remember the trick with the microwave. Apparently you can put your iPhone in the microwave for a few seconds and it will charge in an instant. So I put my phone in the microwave.
Don't ever do that.
I now have a dead iPhone. And I still need the GPS. Being a packrat, I never got around to getting rid of my old LG phone. So I grab the charger for that, grab the old phone and the iPhone and jump in the car.
I manage to pull the sim card out of the iphone and put it in the LG while I'm driving. I get the GPS working literally two miles from my destination and I still drove past it.
At this point I'm thinking; you know, at this rate, this is going to be a big waste of time and gasoline.
And I get there.
And everything goes *great*!
The facilities are majorly snazzy! We're talking $800 brocade chairs in the waiting room! And the HR people were super nice! And they said it was *wonderful* to meet me. I've never had interviewers say that before. They didn't give me the magic 'You're hired!' but I got a real good feeling off of it. I should hear by next week!