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Welcome to the Titans by SparklinBurgndy Welcome to the Titans by SparklinBurgndy
Ah . . . . I can explain.

First of all, this was drawn at about 4 a.m. on a long, boring shift at work.

I decided to draw the new Titans, Superboy, Robin (Tim Drake) and Kid Flash (Bart Allen) and the idea of Superboy hugging Robin like a teddy bear when he got a shock struck me as really funny.

So I drew Superboy and Robin all toony and figured, what the heck, I'll throw Bart in too; Conner can hug them both.

So I ended up with a picture of the three boys looking utterly traumatized. So I started wondering; what could scare superheroes that bad? They face down horrible monsters, psychos, and the end of the world on a daily basis. Hmmm.

I don't even remember *deciding* to draw Beast Boy the sex gargoyle, I think I realized it had the potential to be really funny after I added the sunglasses. And then of course, his barely there leather pants and 'check out my junk' pose didn't scream 'sexual deviant' enough, so I added the snake. Poor snakey, he didn't ask for this.

And in case anybody's wondering, I don't think Gar grows up to be a sexual predator, I just think this would be a great prank to play on the new kids.

I can just see the fallout:

Nightwing: Stop traumatizing the kids, Beast Boy! And put a shirt on!
BB: Oh, but look at the terror on thier little faces; where else am I going to have this much fun for free?
Nightwing: I'm glad you're having fun making them think there's a pedophile with his eye on them!
BB: Oh, Robin's probably used to it.
Nightwing: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
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HerButlerGothic Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Rena: (OC) I...Er....Am I interrupting something?
BB: ACK!!!! Rena!!! What're you doing here?!
Rena: I could ask you the same thi- Lysandre!!!! *takes the python off his chest and smacks Beast Boy* Did he violate you Lysandre? Come on, I'll feed you some rats.
raven-lover12345 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014  Student General Artist
This picture reminds me of the song "Anaconda"
SparklinBurgndy Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! This picture is way older than that song, but I get the reference! XD
raven-lover12345 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Heh ^^; 

i didnt notice it
aedan0896 Featured By Owner May 28, 2013
bbb35 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
Wanna tug that nipple ringswth my teeth!! :iconimpervyplz: How can you make him more hot and sexy than before!?!?!? :iconhurrplz:
hawksis Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*nose bleeeeeeeed*
Miss Kitty: "BB, cut it out!!!!!, besides they're way to young for you."
BB: whta do you mean?
MK: I mean someone older like . . .*blushes crimson* me. *Runs away*
BB: What was that about?

Miss kitty is a charecter of mine.
1stSuperboyFan Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
SB: So no shape shifter sex dammit.
Tim: Kon!
SB: What I was going to ask if he would do three or foursomes. I know who you don't like it when I sleep with other people.
Tim: KON!!!!
Bart/Imp/KF: So are we going to have sex or not.
NW: 0X
BB: What did they do in that cave or wow and we thought we were screwed up.
SparklinBurgndy Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
TheUnkownArtist7 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
*FANGASM* ER.MR.GERHD!!!! BB!!! *sighs and faints*
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